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Vege​-​tables

from No More Sucka Music by Just Guys Being Dudes

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Vegetables
I’ve never been a fan personally
If it’s good for me it’s not worth my time
I hope that doesn’t sound cliche
Or as you might say
A bit
Corny

Cause corn is in everything
Pretty much every ingredient comes from corn
Especially alcohol
They tried to convince me
To convert my ethanol to power my car
Instead of gas
Cause it’s greener
But I’m green
Pot green

And who needs gas
When you got cola and amphetamines
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
But copious amounts of acid
Keeps the sleep away
And makes the nightmares real
So I can live in the terror
Of trying to scarf down my vegetables
As a last ditch attempt to stay
Healthy and alive
Cause life may be shit
But I wanna live
I wanna fuckin’ live

But they always smell like
Cottage cheese
And sweat
Oh wait
That’s just me

Cause I haven’t slept in almost a week
And even though I’m eating my vegetables now
I’ll run outta them
Like my ethanol power
Amphetamine gasoline
And crash like Brian Wilson
When he dropped while makin’ the Smile Sessions song
“Vege-tables”
And I’ll wake up
I’ll wipe the slugs off my face
And start my day new
Brand spankin’ new
Glowin’ in the slime
Rockin’ in the fetal position
Singin’

I’m gonna round my vegetables
I’m gonna chow down my vegetables
I love you most of all
My favorite vegetables

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from No More Sucka Music, released March 24, 2018

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Just Guys Being Dudes Detroit, Michigan

Michael "Nips" Kolesky on vocals and guitar. Jordan Teets on drums and violin. Psycho-delic funk punk. Kinda trippy. Kinda punk. A fuck ton of batshit guaranteed. See @nipskoleppi on Facebook for my artwork. Contact me to purchase prints.

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